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ad-libbing my email...
From Bad to Worse:
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it. (oh no harm done! he's gotta learn sometime! *lol* j/k)
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other. (egads!)
Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you. (ummmm... *lmao*)
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer. (heh heh heh)
Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman. (what's wrong with THAT?)
Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. (so buy a new one!)
Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you. (great money making scheme!)
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband. (not if he joins in!)
Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.
Bad: In bed. (what sort of teacher is this???)
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in. (why can't it be your husband walking in?)
Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. (mama's so proud!)
Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. (ummm *lmao* again!)
Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven. (maybe she needs to get 'regular')
Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. (to each their own!)
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown. (do it in the park, all towns have parks!)
Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors. (yeah baby!)
Worse: All of them. (ohhhhhh yeahhhhh baby!!)
