Monday, January 14, 2002

man i talked too much tonight on here.

the president choked on a pretzel and fainted. apparently this was exciting enough to warrant a rather lengthy news story online.

well a few days ago i choked on a large pill and i didn't make the local news. hell i didn't even make the house news! course this might be because i didn't FAINT!!!! (<---- screaming in a very loud voice.)

i suppose i could see him getting a biographical paragraph should he have actually choked to DEATH but dang... everyone chokes now and then! perhaps he'll sue the pretzel company.

i'm irritated. it's 7:30. i really do need to go to bed.