(slightly edited but still counts)

i kimberly.. hereby give fred all revoking rights without conflict or question... no reasons or explanation is required when he chooses to do so... i also hereby state that i will never try to revoke anything he does or says or revokes out of mere retaliation and fear of losing... and for no other reason... i will abide by all (more) rules and not overstep my boundaries....
signature: princess kimberly

trying desperately hard not to laugh. :) now THAT'S love.