my friend Hambone is in love.

he is in love with Alice. You can even talk to her too. Just click on her name here... Alice. when you get there, click on "enter" and then click "continue" to get to the page you need to be on.

scroll down to where it says chatbot and have a go at it. but please... don't steal her from him. i don't want to hear him whine. :)